In the
biginning,
God Leonys Martin created a bunt single.
Then a single.
Followed by a sacrifice bunt.
Which begat an intentional walk.
Single.
Single.
Double.
Walk.
Error.
Walk.
Error.
Single.
Groundout.
Single.
Lineout.
Add it all up and ...
CLUE #1: "I" ... man I love when the Rangers play the Houston DisAstros.
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In their biggest inning in four years, the Rangers sent 15 batters to the plate in the 3rd last night, scoring 11 runs on seven hits, three walks and two errors. All nine Rangers in the lineup crossed the plate. And to think, they voluntarily gave up on an out when Ian Kinsler sacrifice-bunted.
Though impressive, the feat didn't flirt with Texas' all-time record for runs in an inning:
16, against the Orioles back in 1996.
While Matt Garza enjoyed the season-high run support in the 16-5 win, the Rangers basked in the glow of
another cakewalk against Houston. Since that season-opening loss way back in March, Texas has won 12 of 13 against the Astros and are an astounding 31-7 vs. their Lone Star Pinata since 2009.
Former-Astro-turned-newest-Ranger Travis Blackley - talking about dying and going to baseball Heaven - will get his first win in a Texas uniform tonight against the awful Astros, who are now 30.5 games behind the Rangers in the AL West.
Houston has 41 wins, only five more than Texas' MLB-leading 36
road wins.
I swear. Doesn't this dude look like the maid Minny Jackson (Octavia Spencer) in The Help???
ReplyDeleteYES HE DOES!!!
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