WHITT'S END: 11.29.13

      Whether you're at the end of your coffee, your day, your week or even your rope, welcome to Whitt's End:

   *Despite a stomach virus that had him up all Wednesday night and taking an IV Thursday morning, Tony Romo was perfect in the second half. No, I mean literally perfect. 12 of 12. So much for the Sports Illustrated jinx.

   *Cowboys 31, Raiders 24: My Top 10 Whitty Observations are over at NBC 5's Blue Star Blog.

   *Blatant, nauseating cheating? Or merely crafty gamesmanship? Saw a couple coaches blurring the lines this week. First was our ol' friend Jason Kidd manufacturing a timeout for his Nets Wednesday night. Out of timeouts but needing a stoppage to draw up a final play, he walked onto the court with a cup of soda, mouthed the words "hit me" and then accidentally-on-purpose collided with Tyshon Taylor to spill his drink on the court. While cleanup ensued, Kidd called his team over to design a play that worked, but Paul Pierce missed the open shot as Brooklyn fell to 4-11. If you don't think it was totally planned, you don't remember Kidd as a Mav once "accidentally" running into Hawks' coach Mike Woodson to draw a technical foul. Kidd was fined $50,000 by the NBA for his soda slip. The NFL should fine the Steelers' Mike Tomlin as well. He stood on the field yesterday while Baltimore's Jacoby Jones returned a kick down the sideline, pretending not to see him and jumping out of the way only at the last second. Sports are better when coaches and managers stay outside the lines.

   *Shane Larkin is quick. He can pass. He can shoot. And he can play in the NBA. In the Mavs' electric win Wednesday win over Golden State he had seven points, two rebounds, six assists and a steal - all in 17 minutes. Of course if you've been reading this blog since its inception you're not surprised.

   *Spent Wednesday night with the family down in JoCoMoFo. And this sentence was actually uttered: "Well Gary, she's a girl, just wandered up from somewhere and then she had a batch of pups and Scratches, he was one of those." Country folk. Country dogs. Nothing like it.

   *The Seattle Seahawks have had 8 players suspended 9 times for drug violations since 2011. During that same time the Cowboys have had ... zero. None. Imagine the criticism that would be heaped upon Jerry Jones' noggin' if his team would've had 8 players suspended in two years.

   *Hot.

   *Not.

Pages:    1       2       3   

---

(continued from page 1)

   *There was a time in late October when Texas Tech was 6-0 and engaged in a close game in the 4th quarter against Oklahoma in Norman. No team has nosedived like the Red Raiders. Tech lost to OU 38-30 and hasn't won since, surrendering gaudy point totals of 52, 49, 63 and 41 in falling to 6-5 after last night's 25-point blowout defeat to Texas in Austin. Accentuating the failure, gawdalmighty their uniforms are atrocious. Guns Down! Way, way down.

   *Black Friday. Small Business Saturday. Cyber Monday. What's it all mean? Pizza Buzz, of course. We'll top your pie with black olives. We are most certainly a small business. And, of course, we can take your order online. And, in the wake of a Cowboys' win, all day Friday is our "CowBuzz" Special - buy a large pizza and get a large pizza free. Cause you can't eat turkey forever.

   *If you can name all these quarterbacks, man you are old. But what a cool pic defining a much different era back in 19 and 61. How old am I? Well, I could only identify 8 of the 14. For the record they are (left to right, back to front): Milt Plum, Bobby Layne, Sam Etcheverry, Bill Wade, Bart Starr, Johnny Unitas, Norm Snead, Zeke Bratkowski, Jim Ninowski, Fran Tarkenton, Don Meredith, John Brodie, Sonny Jurgenson and Y.A. Tittle.

   *We've always known Lance Dunbar had the burst to be effective. His Achilles has always been ball security. If he doesn't fumble, he can be a change-of-pace asset to DeMarco Murray. Speaking of ball security, Dez fumbled again. I cringe at the thought of him costing the Cowboys a game because he's too stubborn to tuck the ball under his arm. But that's where we're headed. Opposing defenses watch film, ya know.

   *You Betcha Week 14: Black Friday, indeed. What once was an abysmal 2-6 record and running on fumes has suddenly turned into ... profit! Oklahoma State throttling Baylor last week pushed me into playing with house money for the first time this season. Let's gather some more Bitcoins this weekend on another 1-loss team getting double-digit points at home. Auburn escaped Georgia with a lucky miracle, but still the Tigers have been one of the nation's best bets at 9-2 against the line this year. Alabama will win the Iron Bowl, but Auburn has the defensive ends to pressure A.J. McCarron and the running game to keep it close.
STARTING BANKROLL: $10,000
CURRENT BANKROLL: $10,325
SEASON RECORD: 6-7
LAST WEEK: 1-0
THIS WEEK: Auburn plus+11 over Alabama, $2,000.

   *Speaking of sports wagering, my condolences if you had Cowboys minus-8 yesterday. The Raiders' meaningless, last-minute field goal produced a 7-point margin and broke your heart and possibly your bank. But if you've bet on Dallas every game this season you're 8-4 against the line.

   *Having trouble moving today because you ate, well, everything? Twice? This jazz ditty with the groovin' bass and the catchy piano is guaranteed to get your toes tappin'. Thank you, Christian McBride Trio. Whoever you are.

   *Don't know which is harder to believe: That Manny Pacquiao is broke. Or that the Philippines government claims he owes $50 million - fiftymillion! - in back taxes.

Pages:    1       2       3   

---

(continued from page 2)

   *Ya know, of all the things my former radio partner screwed up this might have been his biggest gaffe: Greggo didn't think Will Ferrell was funny. Cannot wait for Anchorman 2, nor "Ron Burgundy"'s hosting next Thursday's Sportscenter
 on ESPN.

   *Can't believe it's been 20 years since Leon Lett's "No in the Snow". On Thanksgiving 1993 I left my North Dallas apartment in a sweater for the drive to Cleburne. Lunch with the family and then ... By the time I got to Irving, sleet. Heavy, blinding sleet. I called Mom to cancel and headed straight to Texas Stadium, where Fort Worth Star-Telegram co-beat writer Mike Fisher and I were amazed at what we saw. The field covered in white. The weatherfolks screwed up, never saw it coming. And we all know what Leon did. After the game my car was an ice block. Had to call stadium security to chip through the ice just so I could open my door. 20 years already.

   *Okay, I'm usually pretty good at details and normally either Win, Place or Show in those "which one of these is not like the other?" games. But, dammit, Daniel Tosh has befuddled me all season on Tosh.O. He started by promising to wear a pink shirt in every episode, but with "subtle differences" in wardrobe week to week. Oxford buttons on the collar? Touche. But "wearing a wedding ring"? C'mon, that's bogus.

   *Wait, the Lions commit 4 turnovers and still beat the Packers by 30? Yes, yes they did. Sucks that the Cowboys didn't catch Green Bay without Aaron Rodgers. He'll be back and they'll be playoff desperate by the time Dec. 15 rolls around.

   *In our continuing coverage of Kanye West as the planet's most cocky and delusional inhabitant, he now says it's him - not Michael Jordan - that have made Air Jordans popular. Wow. Just wow.

   *Earthquake in Azle this morning. That makes seven in in the Metroplex this week and 22 this month. None above a 3.5 but no doubt all the drilling and fracking is pissin' off Mother Earth.

   *This weekend? Leftovers and loved ones. They'll both filter out of our house slowly but surely. With temps moderating, might even try to sneak in some tennis Saturday morning before Alabama-Auburn in the afternoon. Sunday feels like a good day to root against the Eagles. Don't be a stranger.

Pages:    1      2      3   

---

Happy Thanksgiving!

   I know you guys don't always agree with me and things can get a little testy in here at times. But know this as you prepare to dig Selena Gomez while digging in to your turkey:
   I'm thankful for every last one of you who walk through my virtual doors, engage in my ramblings, and then trudge back here again the next day.
   Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

WHITT'S END: 11.27.13

      Whether you're at the end of your coffee, your day, your week or even your rope, welcome to Whitt's End:

   *Because the NFL is serious about safety, the Cowboys tomorrow will wear their road blue jerseys at home for the first time since 1964. Teams can wear throwback uniforms, but they must use their regular - "broken in " - helmets. When the Packers and Bears wore their oldies-but-goodies earlier this year they simply stripped the logos off their existing helmets. The Cowboys' traditional Thanksgiving throwbacks featured a white helmet. No go. Last time the Cowboys wore their road blues at home, I was 1 and the game was played at the Cotton Bowl.

   *The Lakers are just flat-out stupid to overpay Kobe Bryant. And the Hall of Famer is selfish for taking it. Every Republican should go out today and buy a Kobe Fathead poster, because he's cemented his legacy as me-over-team. Would he sign a cheaper contract in order to help his fellow man, otherwise known as his teammates? Negatory. The Lakers took their financial freedom from the departure of Dwight Howard and dumped it all on Kobe, as a reward for past performance. He's 35. He's coming off an Achilles injury. He's eating up 40% of their payroll. Think about it. At 36 Tim Duncan signed a three-year extension for $30 million. Kobe just signed for two years and ... $48 million. Who in their right mind would accept a lower salary in order to help his team sign better players to put around him? Duncan, Tom Brady, Dirk Nowitzki and, yes, even LeBron James, who could've made more money to stay in Cleveland. Kobe is a Laker for life. But it's going to a crappy, mediocre life.

   *I'm saying last Sunday's victory over the Giants was one of Jason Garrett's Top 5 road wins. Is it No. 1? I rank 'em over at NBC 5's Blue Star Blog.

   *If I had a Heisman Trophy vote, I'd cast it for Northern Illinois' quarterback Jordan Lynch. He rushed for 321 yards and three touchdowns in the snow last night, giving him the milestone 20/20 season. 20 scores via arm and 20 more via legs. He's the best, most valuable player in college football. He's got more rushing yards than Alabama running back Mark Ingram had when he won the Heisman in '09. Other recent players to have 20/20 seasons all won the award - Cam Newton, Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel. But no, sadly, I don't think he has a legit shot because Heisman voters are traditionally a stuffy, narrow-minded lot afraid to t think outside the box.

   *Bora Bora in six weeks sounds delightful, but I also dream one day of standing on the north pole. Temperatures in the spring hover around minus-40 and there is nothing - no, not even polar bears - that can live in the desolate climate. The reward? When standing at the "pole" every step you take, regardless of direction, is south. And if you walk in a 5-foot circle, you've traveled through every time zone on Earth. How many folks can put that on their resume?

   *Hot.

   *Not.

Pages:    1       2       3   

---

(continued from page 1)


        
   *I hate to be a stickler for, well, facts, but everyone's going gaga over John Wall's "360!" dunk last night. Nope, sorry. To be a true "360" dunk, at his launch his feet have to be parallel and his chest must be directly facing the basket. He cheats a little upon launch. Check his feet. And look at his shoulder turn. In fact, by the time his feet actually leave the ground his back is to the hoop. Impressive? Absolutely. A 360 dunk? Nope. Let's credit him with a 290.

   *Mavs in general and Samuel Dalembert in specific sleepwalked during their loss to Nuggets. was it a wake-up call? We'll see tonight vs. the most exciting young team in the NBA, the Golden State Warriors.

   *White Truck Wednesday: Saw another police chase on TV last night, perfectly crafted for the 6 o'clock news. Of course, despite driving through yards and hopping medians and evading cops for an hour with a series of U-turns and dangerous driving, 22-year-old Charles Ziebolz didn't get away. They never get away. Don't they have TVs? In a sorta-related story, man hits and kills a woman, then drives away in a ... White Truck.

   *People are jumping on DeMarco Murray for running out of bounds last week rather than taking on a tackler and gaining an extra yard or two. Given his injury history, I don't blame him. Durability has to be a part of a running back's skill set. Murray will play tomorrow vs. the Raiders. In other words, his strategy worked. And folks like to conveniently forget this, but another Cowboys' back who consistently ran out of bounds to avoid unnecessary contact was a guy named ... Emmitt Smith. Worked out for him okay I'd say.

   *Somewhere I'll never set foot in: The new Frisco Gun Club. 36 handgun lanes. 4 100-yard rifle lanes. But it's not the guns that'll keep me out, it's the green. VIP initiation: $7,500. Ouch. For that amount last year I helped a local kid get his dream-come-true through Make-a-Wish. But, whatever, shoot suit yourself.

Pages:    1       2       3   

---

(continued from page 2)

   *This is why it's still not safe to trust Dez Bryant, and why I still refer to him as "immature." Last year he was taken off punt returns because of his lack of ball security. Last week he was chided by his head coach and his owner for again being careless with the ball and fumbling after a catch against the Giants. His response? "I think my ball security, in my honest opinion, has been fine," Bryant said at Valley Ranch Tuesday. "It was just that kind of game to where you have to be a little bit more prepared focusing on what kind of difficulties it will be in the cold weather handling the ball." What. The. What?! Did he just blame the cold for his fumble? In 54 games, Dez has 12 fumbles. In 102 games, Calvin Johnson has 13. No, Dez, your ball security is not "fine."

   *Sybil is a freak for NBC's The Voice, which means, of course, from time to time I find myself watching NBC's The Voice. It's a decent show with some real talent, but when they bring out all 8 finalists for a group number the singers' individual greatness gets diluted, if not altogether muted. Nothing you can't see and hear every Sunday morning at Grapevine's Fellowship Church.

   *I've said it before, and echo it today: Winning in sports is more a product of luck and randomness than we'll ever dare admit. Case in point: Joe Flacco. The Ravens entered last year's playoffs having lost four of five games. Then, out of nowhere, the quarterback throws 11 touchdowns, 0 interceptions and wins a Super Bowl. Just like that, he's elite. He's a clutch performer. He's rewarded with a huge contract. But did he really permanently elevate himself over quarterbacks like Tony Romo? Or did he merely have a good streak at a great time? This season points to the latter, as Flacco has thrown as many interceptions as touchdowns (14) and is the 50th-rated passer in the NFL. Flacco had an elite run and is a permanent member of an elite club. But Flacco is not an elite quarterback. With one game with my life on the line, give me Romo over Flacco. You?

   *I'm No. 1 514! At least, according to Twitter followers in Dallas/Fort Worth. Man, five years rambling on Twitter has flown past.

   *What am I thankful for? Healthy family. Fantastic fiancee. Multiple jobs. And, of course, loyal readers. Thank you guys!

   *Today? Launching myself in the middle of holiday traffic as I head to Johnson County for a little pre-Thanksgiving turkey with the family. Don't be a stranger.

Pages:    1      2      3   

---

WHITT'S END: 11.26.13

      Whether you're at the end of your coffee, your day, your week or even your rope, welcome to Whitt's End:

   *If nothing else, your Cowboys are the best team in ... America Texas. The Texans began the season 2-0 and are now 2-9. As for the best college team in the state? Still Baylor. Hey, that means our top two teams have each suffered demoralizing road losses of 49-17 this month. Cowboys to the Saints. Bears to Oklahoma State. Woe is football.

   *Mavs aren't quite there yet. Dominated last night on the boards and in quickness by the Denver Nuggets. First home loss of the season. Not a big deal. But their stubborn reliance upon Vince Carter is a big, bad deal. He was 3 of 13 Monday night, including 0 of 4 on 3-pointers. Every time he shoots a jumper, the Mavs' progress and future gets stunted a little more.

   *As sports - and life - reminds us time and again, it can be a short, swift ride from penthouse to outhouse. Right, Robert Griffin III? Or vice-versa. Right, guy-who-won-the-lottery-and-almost-invested-it-all-with-Bernie-Madoff-but-decided-against-it-at-the-last-minute?

   *From the Dept. of Life Ain't Fair: Derrick Rose is out for the season, again with a knee injury. His other knee. Tore the ACL in his left knee in 2012 and sat out the 2013 season. Now he tears a meniscus in his right knee, undergoes surgery and will miss the rest of 2014. He's one of my favorite players. The NBA is a better league with him in it. With two reconstructed knees, you have a sinking feeling he may never again be the player that won MVP in 2011.

   *There was a time when putting up Christmas lights got me in a festive mood. Put on the holiday music and perhaps don a Santa hat and merrily string lights. But these days I've got such a refined system it only takes an hour. Did it Saturday in the cold and rain - sans music - and, sadly, it just felt like a routine chore more than a scene-setting spirit-lifter. Man, getting old sucks.

   *The Reverend Billy Graham is one of the most righteous, holy, good people on this planet. He's been spreading the gospel for 70 years. But, at 95, the evangelist's health is finally fading. Spent two days in a North Carolina hospital last week with respiratory ailments. If I'm God, I miraculously heal Graham and restore his health to a man aged 25. Allow him to live to be 145, if not older. Then non-believers and/or fence-straddlers would say "Whoa, that's badass! I'm gonna live my life more like him!" Perhaps I'm paraphrasing, but you get the point. Graham's the perfect role model, but his chore of turning hearts, minds and souls toward God becomes a tad more difficult if he's not alive.

   *Hot.

   *Not.

Pages:    1       2   

---

(continued from page 1)

   *Doggoneit! Dead 'n Gone: One of the all-time great animated TV characters. Yep, just like that, poof. Without nary a warning, Family Guy killed off "Brian" last Sunday night. Struck down by a car during a street hockey game. Shocking, because we saw a million scenes in the show where a character suffered a traumatic injury that would normally end them. But in every case before Sunday, we left that scene with them bent and broken and bloody and then - ta-dah! - on to the next scene with them perfectly healthy watching TV on the couch. Nice twist. And now "Brian" is replaced by an Italian dog named "Vinny." While I'm sad at "Brian"'s departure, I'm also impressed that a successful show isn't afraid to voluntarily make a major change. Unless, of course, "Brian"'s contract was up and he was making unfathomable requests and simply had to be shown the doggie door. What a crazy idea, huh? To re-boot and freshen-up a show, you simply change one of the characters instead of simply canceling the entire show. Oh, what am I saying? Nobody in their right mind would kill a show instead of just one character. Right?

   *Bad week to be a Griffin, animated pooch or annihilated quarterback. Last night was the first time in 168 college and pro games that RG3's team didn't score a touchdown.

   *Another reason to hate Dwyane Wade. He's now got this jealous, look-at-me! bit where after games, he gets in the background of interviews and tries to steal the spotlight. Last night Heat TV was interviewing LeBron when Wade started doing cartwheels. Sad. Remember way back when his play garnered attention? (I know the whole team participates in the interviewing bombing, but Wade's are way more annoying.)

   *So how did Sybil spend her "Wintry mix" Monday? Shopping for wedding dresses online. We're getting hitched on the beach in Bora Bora seven weeks from today. Only decision remaining: How often will I blog during the honeymoon?

   *Not a bigger ego on this planet than Kanye West. Seriously, he thinks he's Jesus and Dr. J. and George Clooney and George Bailey all stuffed into one persona. His "move" from Nike to Adidas is supposed to be a thing? He doesn't play sports. Who gives a rat's ass what sports apparel he wears? Dez Bryant's choice? Yeah, interesting. Kanye's choice? Nope. But, of course, HE thinks it's a huge deal. Nike told him "no royalties" because he's not a professional athlete. Kanye's response: "I go to the Garden and go one on NO ONE. I'm a performance athlete." Yeah, and I'm a writing athlete. Where's my free shoes?!

   *You want Bad Santa? You got him. Mr. Claus was arrested and banned from a Massachusetts mall for groping an 18-year-old elf. Rumor is he tried to kiss her under the mistle-'ho. Or perhaps I just made that up.

   *Today? Love me some Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Because we're all on the Island of Misfit Toys, right? But in the spirit of Christmas coming earlier each year, it debuts tonight on CBS. Before Thanksgiving even. Adjust your schedules accordingly Don't be a stranger.

Pages:    1      2   

---

WHITT'S END: 11.25.13

      Whether you're at the end of your coffee, your day, your week or even your rope, welcome to Whitt's End:

   *Score one for Jason Garrett. The Giants did all the talking entering Sunday's game. Antrelle Rolle called it the Giants' Super Bowl. Jason Pierre-Paul promised New York was going to "put it on 'em" and that "blood will be spilled." And cornerback Terrell Thomas guaranteed a victory. Then in pre-game warm-ups the Giants altered their routine, even to the point of having the MetLife Stadium speakers blare dramatic music on cue as they attempted to intimidate the Cowboys at midfield. What did the Cowboys do? They shrugged. They executed. They played better football. And they won. That's why I don't get into identities or want-to or emotion when it comes to sports in general or football in specific. It's about execution. Garrett is calm and collected, and Sunday his team was the better team because of it. And boy does it feel good to shut up folks spewing false bravado.

   *Cowboys 24, Giants 21: My Top 10 Whitty Comments are over at NBC 5's Blue Star Blog.

   *Just as I feared, this "Arctic Blast!" followed perfectly our weatherfolks' blueprint for Overhype 101. They started talking about it a week ago, building interest - if not fear - in an attempt to create TV ratings. Then came the proverbial push-back, the "well, this front is moving slower than we expected." Meaning? The Apocalypse we predicted would arrive on Friday might not get here until Monday, so stay tuned all weekend! Then, of course, comes the Monday morning punch line: Reporters live by highways crowing about "ice forming on these signs!" as cars in the background whiz past at 70 mph. You shouldn't be surprised, but yet another dangerous, epic, newsworthy weather event was, in fact, just a couple days of cold rain.

   *On Sunday I officially became a Tweediot. That is, a person whose desire to talk outweighs the desires of others to hear him. Translation: I've now got more Tweets than Twitter followers. That should be the rule. As soon as you have a Twitter imbalance your account should vaporize. I know we've created this fake environment where we're convinced our every thought and meal and action is of international importance. But, no. If you have 10,742 Tweets but only 137 followers, give it up. No one cares.

   *The Packers and Vikings finished with the same number of points. They say ties are like kissing your sister. Unless your sister is Kate Upton. Then ties are much, much worse than kissing your sister.

   *Sybil mused Saturday night that - because of the cold - she was going to put an extra pair of pants but not an extra pair of shirts. Why are pants plural and a shirt singular, when they both cover two legs and two arms? These days on the bottom we're wearing sweatpants, but on top merely a sweatshirt? At our house these are the conversations that construct pillow talk.

   *Hot.

   *Not.

Pages:    1       2   

---

(continued from page 1)

   *In the wake of the Cowboys' win last night we heard clickclickclickclickclick ... quiet. It came from Tony Romo critics, first deleting their "Romo is a choker!" Tweets and blogs and then pouting silently in the corner with zilch to say. In Dallas' last two victories over the Vikings and Giants, Romo has led two game-winning drives in the final minutes. His combined stats on those drives? 12 of 17 for 157 yards, 1 touchdown and 1 field goal. Oh, and 2 wins.

   *Johnny Football, meet Johnny Humbled. After the demoralizing loss at LSU, the Aggies are just a 3-loss team and Manziel is a guy who was once in the Heisman Trophy race.

   *C'mon. Finding Bigfoot is a real TV show? And people actually watch it believing it's real?

   *Anyone else really, really enjoy the first quarter of the Cowboys game? That's because there were zero commercials in the game's first 15 minutes. Not sure how that happened, but I liked it.

   *Hunger Games > Delivery Man. Somehow, Sybil and I fought through the blizzard to see 'em both over the weekend. Vince Vaughn trying to be serious just doesn't work.

   *In the past couple weeks I've told you on here that Orlando Scandrick was the Cowboys' best defensive back, that Romo was playing at a Pro Bowl level, that the Giants' winning streak was a mirage and that the Cowboys would target Dez Bryant at least a dozen times vs. New York. You know what they say about blind squirrels ...

   *Today? May I suggest free pizza? It's Pizza Buzz's "CowBuzz" Special. Every day after a Cowboys' win it's buy a large pizza, get one free. Enjoy. And don't be a stranger.

Pages:    1      2   

---

WHITT'S END: 11.22.13

      Whether you're at the end of your coffee, your day, your week or even your rope, welcome to Whitt's End:

   *Jerry Jones announcing that head coach Jason Garrett will be back in 2014 should surprise no one. Nor should anyone be shocked if he changes his mind. If you don't think the headline-grabbing pronouncement was a planned counter-punch to the Rangers' signing of Prince Fielder, then you don't know Jerry Jones. But before you start making reservations to meet Garrett in Oxnard next summer, just remember that once upon a time - known as 2010 - Jerry claimed that Wade Phillips' job was safe because "I've never changed coaches in the middle of a season, and I never will change coaches in the middle of a season." Two weeks later Phillips was fired. Despite Jerry's ploy on Thursday, Garrett's job should be - and is - on the line in this season's final six weeks.

   *How good has Monta Ellis been for the Mavericks? He's already the best free-agent signing in the Mark Cuban era. In the last three seasons no Mav had a game of at least 32 points and 8 assists. He's done it twice in this season's first 12 games. Ellis and Dirk Nowitzki, by the way, are the NBA's third most prolific duo. I'll give you the details over at NBC 5's Sports Blog.

   *Using next year's "Football Four" college football playoff and this year's teams, we'd be looking at semifinals of Baylor-Alabama in the Rose Bowl and Florida State-Ohio State in the Sugar Bowl, with the winners meeting at AT&T Stadium. Deliciously fake.

   *During a break from watching Sybil emcee an award-winning "What's In Your Pocket?" scavenger hunt at Blue Martini last night, I sneaked a peek at Stars-Rangers. As you know I don't watch a lot of hockey. And I was reminded why. In a 60-minute game there were 63 face-offs. Imagine if there were that many jump-balls in an NBA game.

   *Some self-anointed experts - like somebody at NFL.com named Adam Schein - predicted a Texans-Falcons Super Bowl this season. Those teams are a combined 4-17. My picks: Broncos-Niners. Still doable.

   *As usual the weatherfolks over-exaggerated this "Arctic Blast!" Expecting to go outside in sub-freezing temps and dig the car out from under a foot of wintry mix, instead I awoke in McKinney to zero precipitation, cloudy and 38 degrees.

   *Lots of right-wingers trying to compare Obamacare to Hurricane Katrina as an "American tragedy." Katrina - and a certain President's slow response to it - killed 1,800 people and did $80 billion worth of damage. Obamacare is good intentions plagued by a bad website. Please stop.

   *Hot.

   *Not.

Pages:    1       2       3   

---

(continued from page 1)

   *Where was I 50 years ago today when JFK was assassinated? In the tummy of my mom, who was working in the downtown Dallas office of Blue Cross/Blue Shield insurance. Eight months later, in July 1964, I entered this world to someday be a pragmatic punk who simply believes Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.

   *Wanna warm up on a chilly night? Cowboys Cheerleaders will autograph copies of their 2014 swimsuit calendar tonight 6-9 at the official launch party at the Gaylord Texan.

   *So let me get this straight, NFL. A player who celebrates a touchdown with an orchestrated dance on the ground is penalized 15 yards. But a player - like the Saints' Jimmy Graham last night - who celebrates a touchdown by hanging from the goal posts, yanking them crooked and delaying the game seven minutes while they're re-aligned isn't penalized at all? Yep, makes total sense.

   *As a snotty-nosed kid growing up in Duncanville I had a record player by my bed. Yep, an old-school "needle on the record" contraption that featured a turntable and vinyl. Two of my favorite 33s to fall asleep to: Johnny Cash Live at Folsom Prison and Bill Cosby I Started Out As A Child. Haven't listened to the Cosby record in probably 40 years, but when I pulled it up on YouTube this morning it's eerie how well I remembered it. Almost word-for-word. Our brains are weird, man. Wait, what was my point to all this? Oh yeah! I'm totally gonna watch the 76-year-old's new stand-up sit-down Far From Finished Saturday night at 7 on Comedy Central.

   *Fresno State and Northern Illinois are still undefeated. With four high-profile teams still yet to lose, those teams picked a bad year to have a good year.

   *Very cool that - in the wake of the founder's tragic death last summer - Kidd's Kids took a plane-load of children to Disney yesterday. Bravo!

   *Is it wrong that I take much delight in the demise of RG3 and the implosion of the Redskins? Good, because I do. I really, really do.

   *Crap we've invented but totally don't need in our cars: "Paddle shifters" and "Start/Stop technology." I've got the latter in my car and it works like this: Every time my car comes to a complete stop it automatically turns off. To re-start you simply turn the wheel or take your foot off the brake. But I can't imagine it's good for my engine and I'm 100% sure that it's completely annoying. Fortunately we've also got buttons to switch off these features. Carry on.

Pages:    1       2       3   

---

(continued from page 2)

   *Sports Illustrated says A.J. McCarron is "one of the best ever." Hard to argue against that, considering the Alabama quarterback has as many National Championships as losses. That's right, two each. I look at McCarron kinda like I did Duke's Christian Laettner. A great college player in the captain's chair of the peak of an epic dynasty, but whose talent won't translate to much of nothing as a pro.

  *Monta to the Mavs. Fielder to the Rangers. When's the last time the Cowboys made such a buzz with an acquisition? Maybe Brandon Carr in '12. Definitely Terrell  Owens in '06. I look into at NBC 5's Blue Star Blog.

   *You Betcha Week 13: Okay, back in the game. The Broncos' expected double-digit win over the Chiefs boosted our confidence and padded our account with a cool $3,000. There's hope for a profitable season yet. Most confusing outcome of the season is Oklahoma State losing at West Virginia. The Cowboys have plowed through Tech and Texas in recent weeks. They're playing at home, in a game that will likely feature wind and cold and precipitation. When I looked for the line on this game I expected it to be Baylor by a field goal or perhaps closer. I love Baylor. I think they'll win this game. But by 10 points? A 9-1 team playing at  home for a conference championship and getting 10 points is too good to pass up.
STARTING BANKROLL: $10,000

CURRENT BANKROLL: $7,825

SEASON RECORD: 5-7

LAST WEEK: 1-0

THIS WEEK: Oklahoma State plus +10 for $2,500.

   *He might have carried an arrogance to the wrong place at the wrong time, but Freddie Roach is a legendary boxing trainer suffering from Parkinson's disease. If you kick him and make fun of him, you're a weak, bad person who deserves zero respect. I'm talking to you, Alex Ariza.

   *Since hanging 49 points on the Cowboys, the Saints have mustered only 40 in their last two games.

   *Get this question a lot re: Pizza Buzz: "Why don't ya'll deliver to (fill in the Metroplex city)?" Well, as of today, we do! On orders of $200+ we'll deliver to anywhere in D/FW, from Denton to Duncanville to White Rock Lake to White Settlement. So keep us in mind for your Holiday parties, etc. Enjoy!

   *This exchange actually happened last night on our drive home at 11:37 p.m. Me: "Let's go to Whataburger!" Sybil: "No, but at home I've got some squash!!" Me: "What. The. What?!" We passed Whataburger, but I also passed on the squash. Call it a tie?

   *I don't like a lot of NFL analysts, but I love the retiring Dan Dierdorf. Much as I hated him as a member of the St. Louis Cardinals' nasty offensive line in the '70s - they were members of the NFC East back then - I like listening to him break down NFL games. He will be missed.

   *This weekend? Great for indoor activity. Today let's catch a couple movies - Hunger Games and Delivery Man. Tomorrow's time, grudgingly, to put up the Christmas tree. And Sunday, of course, is Cowboys-Giants. Don't be a stranger.

Pages:    1      2      3   

---

WHITT'S END: 11.21.13

      Whether you're at the end of your coffee, your day, your week or even your rope, welcome to Whitt's End:

      

   *A frog for a Prince. In 2010 Ian Kinsler proposed a fantasy baseball trade to Prince Fielder: "Us for him?" Last night there was no "him" - as in Giants' pitcher Tim Lincecum - but there certainly was the reality of "us." The Rangers acquiring Fielder and $30 million in exchange for Kinsler is a complete coup for Texas. Fans in the Metroplex had long tired of Kinsler's pop-ups and he was blocking the progress of Jurickson Profar at second base. Though his power numbers have declined (from 50 homers in '07 all the way down to 25 in '13) and his playoff numbers are abysmal (.196, 1 homer, 3 RBI in 24 games), there's no reason not to think the Rangers' new 1st baseman can't put up 45 homers and 120 RBI whacking away at Rangers Ballpark's short porch in right field. The deal leaves the Rangers with an infield of Fielder, Profar, Elvis Andrus and Adrian Beltre. And the cash means that over the next four years they'll pay Fielder only $4 million more than were going to pay Kinsler. This is a huge win for Jon Daniels.

   *Turned out to be a great night for Metroplex sports, because the Mavs are for real. Down 18 to the Rockets and being bludgeoned by Dwight Howard's post play, they rallied behind the dynamic duo of Dirk Nowitzki and Monta Ellis for a pulsating 123-120 victory. That's as good of an NBA game as you'll ever see in November. Dirk was vintage. Ellis was relentless. And, despite being abused by Howard all game, Samuel Dalembert grabbed the game's key rebound. The Mavs will improve to 9-4 (7-0 at home) when they take care of 1-win Utah Friday night.

   *Like his stats and persona and life, A-Fraud's temper tantrum yesterday was nothing more than a staged, transparent attempt to win public sentiment in his appeal of a 211-game suspension for his role in the Biogenesis PED scandal. How convenient that just 10 minutes after he "stormed" out of the proceedings his representatives sent out a prepared statement. And when he flatly denies taking steroids or attempting to tamper with witnesses or evidence in the case, I flatly think he's lying. As usual. Sorry, A-Fraud, but for most of us your sideshow distraction won't camouflage the fact that you're a cheater, a liar and, yes, a fraud. If A-Fraud really is innocent, why did it take him this long to say so? And why did he do it on a radio show, and not under oath?

   *I said yesterday that the Rangers would miss David Murphy more than Nolan Ryan. Now you know why. Daniels is the organization's baseball brain. And Fielder is the new face of the franchise.

   *Considering she's now suffered major injuries in violent crashes twice in nine months, I've about decided that Lindsey Vonn just isn't a very good skier.

   *Hot.

   *Not.

Pages:    1       2   

---

(continued from page 1)

   *Ever wonder what a 5-foot-8, 165-pound man would look like in the suit jacket belonging to a 6-5, 315-pound monster? Yep. Like that.

   *The Cowboys are too soft. The Cowboys are too ... tough? Helping the critics pick their poison over at NBC 5's Blue Star Blog.

   *A sign of where our world is today: Despite his admissions of smoking crack, drunken stupors and talking about "pussy" in press conferences, Toronto mayor Rob Ford has 5 city council members and 25% of the population backing him to remain in office. In America we allow crazy Charlie Sheen to go on tour. But in Canada they allow crazy Rob Ford to remain mayor.

   *And just like that, the longest-tenured Ranger is pitcher Matt Harrison, who arrived in the Mark Teixeira trade in July of 2008.

   *For the first time in the history of basketball, a player has been held 87 points below his scoring average in a game. Only days after scoring 109 points in a Division III game, Grinnell College's Jack Taylor last night scored ... 3. He was triple-teamed into 0-of-5 shooting. His team, somehow, still managed to win.

   *Today? Let's discuss the arrivals of Monta Ellis and Monta Ellis at Blue Martini tonight. Sybil hosts "What's In Your Pocket?" at 9 p.m. Don't be a stranger.

Pages:    1      2   

---

Syb's End: 11.20.13

  Howdy. Since Richie's been mailing it in lately, and I just so happen to have a little extra time on my hands, I decided to jump into the DFWSportatorium driver's seat. So grab a coffee/beer/joint, and let's go reading!

  *Ever heard the saying "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me"? That's how I feel about George Zimmerman. To date, he's had multiple domestic violence issues with an ex-fiancee, his estranged wife and current girlfriend. His most recent tangle landed him in jail, where his soon-to-be ex served him with divorce papers. He's out now with an ankle monitor and a restraining order from his current ladyfriend. You would think a guy who got away with murder would settle down and carry out the rest of his days as a law-abiding citizen, cautious not to ruffle any feathers...right, OJ?

 *The old "Are NASCAR drivers athletes?" debate again rears its ugly head. This time it was in the Twitter court room of country superstar Blake Shelton and noted NASCAR writer Jeff Gluck. It started with Gluck's tweet, "I don't think all #NASCAR drivers are athletes, sorry. But Jimmie is." Shelton (longtime friend of driver Clint Bowyer and others) responded, "Just like not all writers have credibility, sorry..." Said Gluck: "...so if I bought myself a ride in NASCAR, would you guys suddenly say I'm an athlete? C'mon. Just because I buy a guitar doesn't make me a musician." To which BS replied,"Hey @jeff_gluck.. It's over. You lost. Move on." Hate to admit it, but I'm gonna side with the NASCAR expert on this one.

  *Congratulations to hometown girl Kelly Clarkson! She's looked pregnant for years, and now she finally is.

  *The 15-year-old in me can't wait to see Hunger Games: Catching Fire this weekend. I read the books and dragged Richie to last year's trilogy opener. If you too wanna get in the spirit, check out Lorde's remake of Tears for Fears' "Everybody Wants to Rule the World", which is featured on the soundtrack. Her haunting rendition is sure to stimulate your senses.

  *Tim Duncan's new sidepiece is a Texas native, which might explain why she rocks Spurs and Rangers gear. Question for you sports purists: Is this allowed? Since San Antonio doesn't have an MLB team, can she borrow ours? Or is that unstable? I think chicks have an advantage when it comes to team allegiance because we can root for whomever and justify it with girl logic. ("My boyfriend is from there", "It's in the same state", "Their QB is hot.") Either way, Vanessa Macias looks good doing it.

  *If you plan to do any holiday shopping on the interwebs this year, might I introduce you to Adopt A Shelter? It's a legit website that allows you to buy from major retailers who sponsor animal charity groups. For example, you go to Adopt A Shelter, search for DFW Rescue Me, and a portion of your proceeds will be donated to DFWRM. It's a free service, and they're linked to big name sites- Amazon, Target, Old Navy, eBay, etc. So please help some local dogs this season with a simple click.

  *Hot.

  *Not.

Pages:    1       2   

---

(continued from page 1)

  *This picture of metroplex voices makes me smile. Hard to fathom they've got a combined 119 years of DFW game-calling between the four of 'em.

  *Exciting news for OutKast fans, Andre 3000 and Big Boi are rumored to have a so fresh, so clean reunion at next year's Coachella festival. BRB while I search for airline tickets to California.

  *While we're talking hip-hop, I've always supported Kanye West's music. I think he's talented in the studio, and he creates outside-the-box tracks. But I can't stand hearing him preach every time he's handed a microphone. From the Hurricane Katrina fundraiser to his BBC interview this year to earlier this week in Philly. He was responding to the 2009 caught-on-tape moment when President Obama called him a "jackass", but that was soooo four years ago. How can you say you're over something if you're still talking about it, Yeezy?

  *Just a few days away from the 50th anniversary of JFK's assassination, and the City of Dallas decides to remove the infamous "X" that marked the spot. They say it's due to road construction, but it sure smells of something more. Cue the conspiracy theorists in 3...2...1...

  *Have you seen this Foot Locker ad yet? It's billed as the sale that can "right the world's wrongs". Cameos include Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, Dennis Rodman, Brett Favre and more. Can't imagine how much it cost to get all those athletes! Do yourself a favor and give it a looksie.

      

  *If you missed this week's Canine Corner post, please check out Mack. He's an adorable, young hound looking for a new home. Might it be yours?

  *What do you get when you mix a can of beans, a gun in your pants and Walmart together? This.

  *Recognize this guy? It's what PhoJoe guesstimates 78-year-old Elvis Presley would look like were he alive today. They also mocked up Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, John Lennon and others.

  *This story gets more and more bizarre as each detail emerges. It begins with a Flower Mound cop who went missing after running a marathon in San Antonio on Sunday. He didn't return home Monday, and he hadn't reported to work on Tuesday. So Flower Mound PD sent officers to San Antonio to search for Jeremy Varnell. Turns out, he was holed up in a Florida hotel room with a man he met online a month prior to his disappearance. He's perfectly healthy, he just wanted to "start over" in life. Methinks the adult thing to do would be to notify your family, friends and employer that you're moving to another state, but those of us rational thinkers know many people don't think rationally.

  *Need some extra dough for Christmas gifts this year? 103.7 KVIL is giving away $1000 cash four times each day starting December 2nd. You can (and should) enter here.

  *Today? I'll hop on with former Dallas Cowboy Tony Casillas and his partner play-by-play man Dave Garrett's radio show in OKC to do my weekly entertainment report at 4:40pm. Then I'll head to Boots & Babes at Blue Martini in Plano tonight 9-11pm. Don't be a stranger.

Pages:    1      2   

---

WHITT'S END: 11.20.13

      Whether you're at the end of your coffee, your day, your week or even your rope, welcome to Whitt's End:

   *Talked to a Cowboys' source last night and the topic got around to the offensive struggles. Me: "So, ya'll get it fixed during the bye week?" Source: "Yep." Me: "And ... ?" Source: "Get the ball to Dez." Me: "It's really that simple isn't it?" Source: "Yep." I'll be shocked Sunday in New York if Dez Bryant doesn't get 12+ touches. Deep balls. Quick hitches. Even a reverse. Or course it'll work, and the Cowboys will win. And afterward it'll be all palm-to-the-forehead-why-didn't-we-think-of-this-before? But some of us did. Right?

   *As if you didn't know before, you do know: The Rangers' nucleus you thought would win a World Series has officially missed its window. With the news last night that free-agent David Murphy is leaving Texas for the Indians, the Rangers' foundation cracked a little more. In its prime, the hub of Murphy and Michael Young and Josh Hamilton and Nolan Ryan were one infamous non-catch in right field away. Now? They may win, but it won't be with the players that Jon Daniels initially envisioned when the whole rebuilding process began in 2007. Briefly did a radio show with Murphy on 105.3 The Fan in '11. Great guy. Bad loss. The Rangers may be a better team in 2014. But they won't have a better clubhouse.

   *If the Cowboys are going to seriously threaten making the playoffs, one player above all others has to raise his game. Right now. Who that be? I give the answer over at NBC 5's Blue Star Blog.

   *Brother, can you spare a dime Bitcoin? Wait, a what? A Bitcoin. Maybe I'm the last fool on my block to catch on to the craze, but to me Bitcoin sounds like a fake form of currency created by a fake person for use in a fake world. Like the form of "money" Neo would've used in The Matrix. Why does it sound like that? Because that's exactly what it is. Ready to be totally bewildered? Brush up on Bitcoin.

   *I'm sure we'll boo Dwight Howard when his Rockets visit American Airlines Center tonight. After all, he did spurn the Mavs' recruiting last summer and sign with hated Houston. But the Mavs did okay for themselves. Monta Ellis is giving Dallas a totally different dimension on offense. And, don't look now, but turns out consolation center Samuel Dalembert has more than a little left in the tank. Mavs attempting to start 6-0 at home for the first time since the '08 season.

   *I'm already tired of the JFK reflections and we're still two days away from the 50th anniversary. I think I hate it all because we - Dallas - get blamed for shooting Kennedy. But New York didn't kill John Lennon. And Washington, D.C. didn't kill Abraham Lincoln. Why did Dallas kill JFK?

   *Hot. (Adam Levin's fiancee).

   *Not (Adam Levine).

Pages:    1       2   

---

(continued from page 1)

   *Good White Truck Wednesday: A guy pulled up to Pizza Buzz on Monday night in a ... (Gigantic) White Truck. Bad White Truck Wednesday: Driver crashes through front window of a store in a ... White Truck. And a woman dragged to her death behind a ... White Truck.

   *During their four-game winning streak, the Giants' defense has seven interceptions while allowing zero touchdown passes. That was accomplished against inferior, backup quarterbacks shoved into starting roles. Tony Romo throws for at least one Sunday.

   *If you like Fall and cold weather and scarves and froth and anything remotely "Pumpkin spice," well, then we probably put our relationship on hold until March.

   *Mentioned on Monday the pivotal play made for the Steelers by former Cowboys' safety Will Allen. Now he goes on satellite radio and rips Dallas as too "micro-managed" and "tight." But, wait, if he's saying the Cowboys are too tense, what do you make of Jimmy Johnson saying last year they were too loose in a "country club" atmosphere. Can't be both.

   *Guy goes 189 mph on a motorcycle, outruns cops, then voluntarily pulls over and ... gets tackled.

   *Couple questions about Adam Levine being named People's Sexiest Man Alive for 2013. 1. Will they follow up with a Sexiest Man Not Alive for 2013? I mean, isn't the "Alive" part kinda understood? 2. A year ago the mag named Channing Tatum Sexiest Man Alive and in '11 it was Bradley Cooper. Did they give up and grow a pot belly or what? Weird (wink) how there's never a repeat champion in this sport.

   *You guys know where I recommend for pizza/beer, but if you're in the mood for Texas barbecue no place beats 3 Stacks in Frisco. Their "Firecrackers" - brisket-stuffed jalapenos, wrapped in bacon - are simply addictive. I had six of 'em last night. Wish I had six more for breakfast.

   *Today? Get outside and do something before the ol' Blue Norther rolls in on Friday. Tonight of course is Sybil's weekly Boots & Babes party at Blue Martini, wrapped around Mavs-Rockets. Don't be a stranger.

Pages:    1      2   

---

Canine Corner: Mack

  Mack is a 10-month-old hound pup who's looking for a new place to call home. He's already housebroken and crate-trained, plus he has great manners! He gets along well with other dogs, and he loves to snuggle with people as well.

  Mack is a medium-sized dog, weighing 36 pounds. He's neutered and up-to-date on his shots. He would make a great family member in any home. Just look at those precious eyes! To adopt Mack, please click here.

  (Last week's Canine Corner entry was Patches.) Please help spread the word about these sweet dogs who are available for adoption through DFW Rescue Me. Woof.

WHITT'S END: 11.19.13

      Whether you're at the end of your coffee, your day, your week or even your rope, welcome to Whitt's End:

   *Man, I can't wait for these replacement refs to leave and we can get the real ... oh, right. The zebras blew it big time last night on Monday Night Football. Patriots' tight end Rob Gronkowski was bear-hugged in the end zone by Panthers' linebacker Luke Kuechly. That's a penalty. Only question was whether it was holding or pass interference, but the excuse of "uncatchable" isn't applicable. At the very least it was holding, even if the ball was thrown to the corner of the end zone. And, seeing that the receiver was physically impeded from going after the ball, it was pass interference. A textbook case. If that's not pass interference, I don't think it exists. Patriots got ripped off. Now let's all read referee Clete Blakeman's explanation of why the flag was picked up and have our football brains simultaneously combust. What. The. What?!:

There were two officials that came in. One was the umpire and the other one was our side judge and there was a discussion at that point as to the, in essence, the catchability of the ball due to its location. So it was determined at that point in time that when the primary contact occurred on the tight end that the ball, in essence, was coming in underthrown and in essence it was immediate at that point intercepted at the front end of the end zone. So there was a determination that, in essence, uncatchability, that the ball was intercepted at or about the same time the primary contact against the receiver occurred.

   *Horrible weekend for the referees, considering the personal-foul penalty on Ahmad Brooks for his shoulder-neck hit on Drew Brees also cost the 49ers a victory in New Orleans. Some day, some way, we'll eliminate the sacred "human element" out of officiating in all sports. And sports will be a better place.

   *For all you haters convinced Tony Romo is the biggest choker in the NFL, the last two days with Robert Griffin III and Tom Brady prove that bad decisions and horrible throws happen to the best quarterbacks at the worst times.

   *Monta Ellis, take a bow. And, while you're at it, a couple more shots. He was dazzling in the Mavs' ugly win over the Sixers. More importantly, he was efficient. 24 points and 10 assists, on only 14 shots. So far, so great on Dallas' off-season acquisition.

   *Bullying is real. In middle school we had a guy who would walk up to your desk and snap your pencil in half, just to see if you'd react. And my step-son had a couple run-ins with a classmate who would demand his lunch money, or else. But aren't the once-per-week stories of bullying in sports starting to wear thin? I'm prepared to morph into my grandparents and anoint this "video game generation" as a bunch of whiny crybabies. Sorry, in life you have to get off the couch. There is no pause button. There are no secret weapons at your fingertips. And, no, you can't simply erase your mistakes or change your environment with the tap of a re-set button. It's life. A coach might grab your facemask. A boss might dog-cuss you. And, yes, a co-worker might cause you to lose your job. You can bitch and moan, or you can learn and move on. Funny thing is, doesn't every generation think the one after it is soft? And, aren't they all correct?

   *Tell me this is real. Because I want to believe this is real. Either way, I'm closer to being in the holiday spirit.

   *Hot.

   *Not.

Pages:    1       2   

---

(continued from page 1)

   *Baylor's fantastic cornerback K.J. Morton has the longest hair of any football player I've ever seen. And we knew this would happen sooner or later with all these Barbaric tough guys playing a violent sport wearing wigs: A player got his extensions ripped out. Cardinals' running back Andre Ellington says he'll "get it stitch back in." If that's the case, why are team officials claiming it's his "real hair"?

   *I don't care if you haven't won a Big 12 game in forever, Kansas fans storming the field and tearing down the goal posts after beating 4-6 West Virginia is embarrassing.

   *If you're looking for a different kind of movie set in Budapest Bucharest and laced with both cringe-worthy violence and a clever plot, I suggest Charlie Countryman. You're welcome.

   *When this guy sees himself being surrounded in the park by squirrels, why doesn't he A) Ask for a little help; B) Begin running ... or anything but stand there? No sympathy for that fool.

   *Today? I believe I'll watch my alma mater upset play Kentucky tonight. UTA vs. Julius Randle at 6:30. Don't be a stranger.

Pages:    1      2   

---